Poop...

...on the floor of the bathroom.

This was found because a student asked to clean off their shoe.  And when the intern asked why, the discovery was made.

Queen of Wine

Found in the rehearsal studio. Kings harness the power of the universe (or maybe get struck by lightening?). Queens drink goblets of wine in castles. Witches cast evil spells. I'd prefer to be the Queen after a 7 hour day of teaching camp.

Camp Throw Up

Today, my boss returned from a 2 1/2 week vacation, which just happens to coincide with the middle of our summer camp season.  As he's checking in with everyone and talking with my staff, he says, "You know the way I measure success with camp?  If no one throws up, it's a success."  And he walks away.  You know where this is going, right?

About 10 minutes later, one of our high school campers throws up.  Coincidence?  I don't think so.

I've suggested he say instead, "You know the way I measure success with camp?  If I find a $100 bill in my pocket, it's a success."

In 10 minutes, we should all be a little better off......

WE'RE BACK... AND BOY ARE WE BACK!

After a year and 2 week hiatus, SUMMER CAMPS are upon us.  We had 2 amazing weeks here, and then the full moon and summer solstice happened... AND WOW!

Laundry List of things that happened this week:

1) Several kids enrolled in the wrong camps. (So 3rd graders in a high school camp.)
2) Kid puking during a warm up for a dance camp.
3) Kid tore up knee during the same warm up
4) Air conditioner broken.
5) Kid walked off campus because he was mad. (He made it home safely, and had a release form that allowed him to leave camp.)
6) 2 interns late on the same day.
7) A third intern, on the same day, didn't show to a camp.
8) And we were accused of not allowing our campers to eat.

And its only 9 am on Wednesday.  Please send help.

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