The Wisdom of Youth

Overheard exchange in the Ladies Room this morning...

Camper A: When I grow up, I’m going to be single with a bunch of kids.  I’m going to adopt.  I’m going to do it myself…no husband or nothin’!

Camper B: Why?..

Camper A: Because husband means pregnant.  And I’m never getting pregnant.

Note that this conversation was proceeded by a discussion of how to play the game “Bloody Mary” which led to a comment about a mom who apparently makes great Bloody Mary’s, which led to a comment that another mom drinks Bloody Mary’s, which led to a comment that yet another mom has never been drunk.

Based on the sequence, there may or may not have been a synaptic jump that Bloody Mary's lead to pregnancy....