Friday, June 13, 2014

Camp Manager of the Year! A play by Chad Dike

Scene 1:

Student enters office, escorted by counselor.

Counselor: Jimmy had a little disagreement with Valeria.

Manager: Oh? (looks at Jimmy)

Jimmy: No... Well... She was cheating at freeze dance.

M: (to counselor) Thanks. (to Jimmy) What happened?

J: Well... (25 minute story that included bad referees, other kids pushing him, the phrase "I was just so mad at her I stuck my tongue out at her" and wiping the biggest booger on his own shirt sleeve.)

M: Umm.... Use a tissue Jimmy.

End of Play

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